• @Fuzemain
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    -261 month ago

    Let’s not joke hear CA doesn’t stand a chance. They’ve no nukes. They lack economic power. And they don’t have a cultural identity beyond “hey we aren’t America”. The last thing Canada wants is to fight a global super power.

    • @[email protected]
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      311 month ago

      Sure, maybe they’d win the invasion easily, but can they win an occupation of a hostile populace for an indeterminate duration? The 21st Century repeatedly suggests the answer to that is “no, eh”.

      • ...m...
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        161 month ago

        …last i heard, canadian snipers outperform the finns…

      • @DicJacobus
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        91 month ago

        occupation of people who are virtually indistinguishable at a glance. Just ask the Russians how that worked out in Eastern Ukraine, the only way they could ever secure the place was by killing pretty much everyone.

    • @Delphia
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      211 month ago

      The last thing the US wants is to be a pariah to the UK, Australia, NZ and South Africa. Them old commonwealth loyalties run deep. Not to mention France would take extreme exception to Quebec.

      Even if we didnt intervene militarily we all love Canada, It would be economic suicide.

      • @DicJacobus
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        -11 month ago

        South Africa is already against America, they’re in bed with China and Russia, they’re the S of “BRICS”

        • @MutilationWave
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          21 month ago

          And the B has a semi socialist leader trying to clean up Bolsonaro’s mess. Definitely not a monolith.

    • @DicJacobus
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      121 month ago

      Germany, Austria and Switzerland speak German, and are still different countries. US, UK, Canada, NZ and Australia speak English, and are different countries France and Belgium speak French, are different countries. The entire Arabic speaking world is spread across like 20 countries. Russia and Ukraine both speak Russian*, and one tried to merge with the other, violently, and are now bitter enemies probably forever…

      Is “Fuck off and leave people alone” an option in peoples brains?

    • @[email protected]
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      121 month ago

      “Hey we aren’t X” has earned the presidency of the United States every 4 years for at least as long as I’ve been alive. Never doubt the power of “hey we aren’t X”.

      In fact, that should be Metas new slogan.

    • @[email protected]
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      91 month ago

      They’ve no nukes.

      You’re gonna nuke an upwind state that you’d like to conquer? It’d be a drone fight like Ukraine.

      They lack economic power.

      California’s economy ranks fifth internationally, behind the US, China, Germany, and Japan. On a per capita basis, California’s GDP is greater than that of all of these countries.

      they don’t have a cultural identity

      Dude, that’s bogus. This is literally the same bullshit Putin says about Ukraine.

    • nukeM
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      71 month ago

      I here you but what if they challenge us to a hockey game? I don’t think we’re prepared for how ugly this can get.

      • @[email protected]
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        21 month ago

        And it’s hockey season, you ever try to get between a Canadian and a good hockey game? They’ll win so fast they don’t have time to get sober!

      • @DicJacobus
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        01 month ago

        Canada sucked major ass at the world juniors this year. USA has won back to back.

      • @[email protected]
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        31 month ago

        Just think of all those US soldiers slipping and sliding across the zamboni fields while the graceful Canadians glide on their skis. No attacker stands a chance.

    • @Maggoty
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      31 month ago

      Sir I assure you this community tolerates only the most serious conversations.