• @chemical_cutthroat
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    5015 days ago

    Don’t worry, everyone. Trump will be in office soon, and everything will get fixed.

    • @Crackhappy
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      2415 days ago

      Absolutely! He has the best plans. Just ask him what they are.

      • @TheDoozer
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        1015 days ago

        The best concepts of plans.

      • @finitebanjo
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        115 days ago

        His plans are war, he says he will empower Israel even more and then as a result warring with Lebanon and Iran, possibly Egypt but maybe not, will spread.

        He hasn’t outright said the consequences of his actions but it doesn’t take a genius to work it out.

    • @BetaBlake
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      1715 days ago

      He’ll magically lower the prices of fire hoses and air tanker pilot training.

      • Pup Biru
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        15 days ago

        more like he will jack up the prices and personally pocket the difference somehow

    • @finitebanjo
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      415 days ago

      /s is mandatory, if you need evidence that your take is a commonly held belief then I give you 6,264,244 DNC voters who stayed home and 77,303,573 Trump voters who showed up.

      • @chemical_cutthroat
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        -415 days ago

        Listen, randomfirstword+randomsecondword, you’re gonna have to get a better script from your handler, because shit like this may have worked 6 years ago, but now it’s just static.

        • @finitebanjo
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          -315 days ago

          FiniteBanjo is my actual brandname. Site launches sometime this year.

          WBY mr. randomadjective randomverb?

          • @chemical_cutthroat
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            -314 days ago

            Ahh, yes, totally verifiable and definitely not a sad sack in a troll farm, right comrade? Mine is from a Gorillaz song, “All Alone” off of Demon Days. Give it a listen, it’s my favorite track on a completely stacked LP.

            • @finitebanjo
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              214 days ago

              Well if you want the inspiration, then I had this shower thought that a guitar base kind of looks like an infinite symbol and from that you can derive the finite banjo.

    • @nieminen
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      315 days ago

      Can’t tell if it’s sarcasm, or if you’re super misguided…

      • @chemical_cutthroat
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        715 days ago

        Just like the kids in The Goonies fixed the statue of David by gluing the dick back on upside down, so too shall Trump invert the American dingus in acts of corporate interest and capitalistic greed.

    • @[email protected]
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      -115 days ago

      Liberal reveals fundamental incapability of understanding why every county in their entire nation shifted towards Trump

      In other news, water is wet and libs support genocide

      • @chemical_cutthroat
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        -115 days ago

        You’re gonna have to learn to troll harder. This is pretty weak bait, bruv.

      • @lurklurk
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        -114 days ago

        I wonder if some client has support for regex-blocking of users… somehow I’ve blocked a lot of weird trolls with usernames similar to this one