• @aeronmelon
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    Picard: “We have to figure out how to protect the civilians.”

    Worf: “WEAPONS TO MAXIMUM!”

  • @chemical_cutthroat
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    4720 hours ago

    Don’t worry, everyone. Trump will be in office soon, and everything will get fixed.

    • @finitebanjo
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      45 hours ago

      /s is mandatory, if you need evidence that your take is a commonly held belief then I give you 6,264,244 DNC voters who stayed home and 77,303,573 Trump voters who showed up.

      • @chemical_cutthroat
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        -34 hours ago

        Listen, randomfirstword+randomsecondword, you’re gonna have to get a better script from your handler, because shit like this may have worked 6 years ago, but now it’s just static.

        • @finitebanjo
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          -14 hours ago

          FiniteBanjo is my actual brandname. Site launches sometime this year.

          WBY mr. randomadjective randomverb?

          • @chemical_cutthroat
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            -24 hours ago

            Ahh, yes, totally verifiable and definitely not a sad sack in a troll farm, right comrade? Mine is from a Gorillaz song, “All Alone” off of Demon Days. Give it a listen, it’s my favorite track on a completely stacked LP.

            • @finitebanjo
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              23 hours ago

              Well if you want the inspiration, then I had this shower thought that a guitar base kind of looks like an infinite symbol and from that you can derive the finite banjo.

      • @lurklurk
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        04 hours ago

        I wonder if some client has support for regex-blocking of users… somehow I’ve blocked a lot of weird trolls with usernames similar to this one

      • @chemical_cutthroat
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        04 hours ago

        You’re gonna have to learn to troll harder. This is pretty weak bait, bruv.

    • @BetaBlake
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      1518 hours ago

      He’ll magically lower the prices of fire hoses and air tanker pilot training.

      • Pup Biru
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        more like he will jack up the prices and personally pocket the difference somehow

    • @Crackhappy
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      2220 hours ago

      Absolutely! He has the best plans. Just ask him what they are.

      • @finitebanjo
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        15 hours ago

        His plans are war, he says he will empower Israel even more and then as a result warring with Lebanon and Iran, possibly Egypt but maybe not, will spread.

        He hasn’t outright said the consequences of his actions but it doesn’t take a genius to work it out.

      • @TheDoozer
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        1017 hours ago

        The best concepts of plans.

    • @nieminen
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      215 hours ago

      Can’t tell if it’s sarcasm, or if you’re super misguided…

      • @chemical_cutthroat
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        712 hours ago

        Just like the kids in The Goonies fixed the statue of David by gluing the dick back on upside down, so too shall Trump invert the American dingus in acts of corporate interest and capitalistic greed.

    • @[email protected]
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      115 hours ago

      Liberal reveals fundamental incapability of understanding why every county in their entire nation shifted towards Trump

      In other news, water is wet and libs support genocide

  • IninewCrow
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    1221 hours ago

    Best way to deal with runaway wildfires is to start runaway explosive fires somewhere else

    • @[email protected]
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      619 hours ago

      There has to be some hard limit on how many fires can be happening at the same time, so keep the fires going elsewhere and this one will expire.

    • @[email protected]
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      721 hours ago

      I say we sacrifice some people to the fire lords. People that are in a certain percentage.