• @[email protected]
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    191 month ago

    New acquaintance: “Why the Hell are you staring at me like that…? What’s wrong with you?”

    • @PoastRotato
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      181 month ago

      Me? Nothing. You’re the one deepthroating a microphone.

    • @shalafi
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      21 month ago

      Tell 'em straight up, “Hold on. Memorizing your name. OK. Done. Hi Mike! I’m Scott, think of my head as a talking Scotty dog. Now we’ll never forget each other!” And you won’t.