minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink19•1 day agoNew acquaintance: “Why the Hell are you staring at me like that…? What’s wrong with you?”
minus-square@shalafilinkEnglish2•21 hours agoTell 'em straight up, “Hold on. Memorizing your name. OK. Done. Hi Mike! I’m Scott, think of my head as a talking Scotty dog. Now we’ll never forget each other!” And you won’t.
New acquaintance: “Why the Hell are you staring at me like that…? What’s wrong with you?”
Me? Nothing. You’re the one deepthroating a microphone.
Tell 'em straight up, “Hold on. Memorizing your name. OK. Done. Hi Mike! I’m Scott, think of my head as a talking Scotty dog. Now we’ll never forget each other!” And you won’t.