• @shalafi
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    281 day ago

    Stephen King would laugh his ass off. (He got so addicted to the song, Tabitha about left him. Stuck with him through the booze and cocaine, drove her batshit with Mambo #5.)

    Memorizing names couldn’t be easier. Use mnemonics, the more absurd, the better.

    For example; You meet a guy named Mike. Picture Mike, right then and there, jamming a huge microphone down his throat. Guy named Scott? Imagine him with a talking Scotty dog head. Take several seconds and concentrate on the image. It’ll sink in permanently, I promise.

    • @[email protected]
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      191 day ago

      New acquaintance: “Why the Hell are you staring at me like that…? What’s wrong with you?”

      • @PoastRotato
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        171 day ago

        Me? Nothing. You’re the one deepthroating a microphone.

      • @shalafi
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        218 hours ago

        Tell 'em straight up, “Hold on. Memorizing your name. OK. Done. Hi Mike! I’m Scott, think of my head as a talking Scotty dog. Now we’ll never forget each other!” And you won’t.

      • @shalafi
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        419 hours ago

        Picture a disciple of Jesus washing your feet with his hair and grinning up at you. Done!

        Crazier, better.

        • stebo
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          6 hours ago

          but then I gotta remember the names of the disciples of Jesus ://

          what if I accidentally call him Judas?

    • @Eheran
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      51 day ago

      By the time I took several seconds to concentrate on that they already walked away and think I am an idiot, rightfully so.