minus-squaredonlinkfedilink43•15 days agoFuck you, salads are awesome. Eat a good salad, realize you’re an idiot, and apologize to the universe for being an idiot.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•14 days agoOnly when I make it myself. I’m picky. Also I use hot sauce as a salad dressing.
minus-square@I_Fart_Glitterlink2•14 days agoSame, and my salads are roughly 1/2 cheese by volume. No sadness there.
minus-squaredream_weasellinkfedilink8•15 days agoBad salads are sad though. Imagine, 50/50 iceberg lettuce and ranch.
minus-square@Maggotylink4•14 days agoMake it bleu cheese and we have a deal, but it has to come with an okay steak.
minus-squaredream_weasellinkfedilink5•edit-214 days agoDeal, the salad is now 50/50 Bleu cheese and ranch. I hope you brought a spoon. There is no steak though, only sadness.
minus-square@Maggotylink4•14 days agoThankfully the lack of steak qualifies as breach of contract so I can avoid eating that and go have a heart attack at Buffalo Wild Wings. As God intended.
minus-squarego $fsck yourselflinkEnglish3•15 days agoThe sad doesn’t come from eating the salad. The sad came long before.l
Fuck you, salads are awesome. Eat a good salad, realize you’re an idiot, and apologize to the universe for being an idiot.
I like good salads too
Only when I make it myself. I’m picky. Also I use hot sauce as a salad dressing.
Same, and my salads are roughly 1/2 cheese by volume. No sadness there.
Bad salads are sad though.
Imagine, 50/50 iceberg lettuce and ranch.
Make it bleu cheese and we have a deal, but it has to come with an okay steak.
Deal, the salad is now 50/50 Bleu cheese and ranch. I hope you brought a spoon. There is no steak though, only sadness.
Thankfully the lack of steak qualifies as breach of contract so I can avoid eating that and go have a heart attack at Buffalo Wild Wings. As God intended.
That’s not a salad that is leaves and cheese.
The sad doesn’t come from eating the salad. The sad came long before.l