• don
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    4315 days ago

    Fuck you, salads are awesome. Eat a good salad, realize you’re an idiot, and apologize to the universe for being an idiot.

        • @I_Fart_Glitter
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          214 days ago

          Same, and my salads are roughly 1/2 cheese by volume. No sadness there.

    • dream_weasel
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      815 days ago

      Bad salads are sad though.

      Imagine, 50/50 iceberg lettuce and ranch.

      • @Maggoty
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        414 days ago

        Make it bleu cheese and we have a deal, but it has to come with an okay steak.

        • dream_weasel
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          14 days ago

          Deal, the salad is now 50/50 Bleu cheese and ranch. I hope you brought a spoon. There is no steak though, only sadness.

          • @Maggoty
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            414 days ago

            Thankfully the lack of steak qualifies as breach of contract so I can avoid eating that and go have a heart attack at Buffalo Wild Wings. As God intended.

    • go $fsck yourself
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      315 days ago

      The sad doesn’t come from eating the salad. The sad came long before.l