• Sundray
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    107 days ago

    “The problem with dating apps is that a guy will say he’s totally living in his profile, but when you meet him at Peet’s, BAM – rotting corpse!”

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      77 days ago

      “Every man I’m into is either gay or a copse!”

      • @CuddlyCassowary
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        77 days ago

        A small bunch of trees is fine, as long as they’re not dead. My standards are not high.