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minus-squareRentlarlinkfedilink55•2 days agoSponsored Lemmy Comment: Hungry for a can of beans? Sign up now and get $100 of debt in minutes!
minus-squareRentlarlinkfedilink6•2 days agoSorry no beans, just debt. And an agreement to terms and conditions that you must not poop for 72 hours.
minus-squareRentlarlinkfedilink3•1 day agoOr else you will face the wrath of Beef Stroganoff and your clothes will be replaced with denim.
Sponsored Lemmy Comment: Hungry for a can of beans? Sign up now and get $100 of debt in minutes!
i think you mean $100 of beans
Sorry no beans, just debt. And an agreement to terms and conditions that you must not poop for 72 hours.
or what
Or else you will face the wrath of Beef Stroganoff and your clothes will be replaced with denim.
oh no, that’s the worst texture!
or the arbitration begins
i’d need more beans