PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that he wasn’t part of, sources confirmed Monday. “It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” […]
What would you do if you found a can of cat food in my apartment?
Dim the lights. Two open cans of whiskers puree on the table. And lots of couch.
It’ll cost you fifty to watch though.