PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that he wasn’t part of, sources confirmed Monday. “It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” […]
  • @qarboneEnglish
    10•1 day ago

    I actually forgot JD was a political figure, let alone Vice President of the country.

    I literally thought “who?” when I read the hotline. It’s almost pitiful.

    But I will not spare pity for him.

      • @qarboneEnglish
        1•24 hours ago

        Unless someone’s fermenting[sic] a rebellion or planning an Adjustment, I’m not sure how that is a meaningful distinction. His ticket won and is due to be sworn in this month.