• teft
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    4419 hours ago

    Then how does the string section feed? Or is this the technique for all members of the orchestra? Communal trombones for all.

    • @[email protected]
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      6619 hours ago

      The string section are scavengers, they’ll wait for a poorly aimed honkwitch to land amongst them, then descend as a pack.

      The spoils are divided up hierarchically, first violin always eats first.

      • @SpruceBringsteen
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        3719 hours ago

        It’s why strings are typically smaller people than the horn section too. Place a tuba player next to a violinist and the tuba player is always bigger.

    • mad_asshatter
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      2419 hours ago

      You use a mandolin to slice cheese and meats.

    • Nate Cox
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      1319 hours ago

      You fire off the sandwich using the strings like a bow and arrow, loony tunes style.

      The rosin is a bit of an acquired taste; I prefer the dark rosin.

    • themeatbridge
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      1019 hours ago

      The string section is responsible for slicing the sandwiches into finger-sized snacks so that the floutists and other woodwinds may also join in the honkwich fun. Simply slide the honkwich between the fingerboard and the strings and then press down.

      • teft
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        819 hours ago

        The real reason people learn to play slap bass…

    • @PunnyName
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      215 hours ago

      Cheese.

      …you know which kind.