Can they rush in after the first two words, before you say “not”? Can they enter if they stuff their ears before they hear the final word?

  • chingadera
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    351 month ago

    This inspired me to keep a handheld mirror near my front door, for when someone inevitably asks if they can come in, I can grab it and do a very obvious vampire check

    • @[email protected]
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      361 month ago

      I hope your can find a mirror made with silver, most modern ones aren’t, and that’s why vampires didn’t show up in them

      • chingadera
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        321 month ago

        Dude. Thank you. I would’ve let so many vampires in.

        As much as I appreciate it though, we’re poor as fuck, vampires still welcome.

        • Owl
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          151 month ago

          You can use an old silver spoon or knife as a mirror

          • @[email protected]
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            191 month ago

            Or stab a stake in their heart! If they are a vampire, they will either instantly turn to dust or at least be paralysed, so you can easily dispose of them.

            Otherwise it’s going to be just ordinary murder.

            • JackGreenEarth
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              31 month ago

              Splash them with holy water

              Will be appreciated by non vampire guests on hot days

      • @FooBarrington
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        91 month ago

        You’re mixing stuff up. Mirrors reflect souls, and since vampires don’t have souls, they don’t have no reflections.

        • @[email protected]
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          51 month ago

          By that logic, no inanimate objects should show up either. I’d look in a mirror and would see behind me through the back wall and all the way to my neighbors inside their now invisible soulless house, and all neighbors beyond. It’d just be a bunch of people at various distances in my mirror line of sight in an infinite void behind me as far as the eye can see. And we’d all appear naked.