• @Death_Equity
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    291 month ago

    With ring cameras, you could become a legend.

    • Nougat
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      221 month ago

      Oh god why am I creating an entire super-racist holiday with even more racist traditions in my head

      • @Death_Equity
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        31 month ago

        It would only be racist if it was a white guy leaving watermelon gifts on black porches.

        If it were a black guy leaving watermelons on black porches, Afro-American solstice fruit Santa. It would become racist again if white people tried to participate by leaving stereotypical black cultural gift offerings akin to milk and cookies for Santa.

        • @[email protected]
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          31 month ago

          it would be racist if white people tried to participate

          “Racially insensitive,” perhaps, but just trying to participate in someone’s culture is usually pro-social. Only as a form of mockery would I call that racist.

          • @Death_Equity
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            11 month ago

            Hence the leaving of “stereotypical black cultural gifts”. You can imagine what white people would leave as a gift for a black person, that they only understand from popular culture.