• Nougat
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    431 month ago

    Probably not the best idea if you are black, either.

    • @Death_Equity
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      291 month ago

      With ring cameras, you could become a legend.

      • Nougat
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        221 month ago

        Oh god why am I creating an entire super-racist holiday with even more racist traditions in my head

        • @Death_Equity
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          31 month ago

          It would only be racist if it was a white guy leaving watermelon gifts on black porches.

          If it were a black guy leaving watermelons on black porches, Afro-American solstice fruit Santa. It would become racist again if white people tried to participate by leaving stereotypical black cultural gift offerings akin to milk and cookies for Santa.

          • @[email protected]
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            31 month ago

            it would be racist if white people tried to participate

            “Racially insensitive,” perhaps, but just trying to participate in someone’s culture is usually pro-social. Only as a form of mockery would I call that racist.

            • @Death_Equity
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              11 month ago

              Hence the leaving of “stereotypical black cultural gifts”. You can imagine what white people would leave as a gift for a black person, that they only understand from popular culture.