Nintendo only remembers the Wii U to tell us we should have stopped using it for years by now.

Fuck that. The only console that had less official support from them than the Wii U was probably freaking Virtual Boy,

I ripped all of my GC, Wii and Wii U discs and injected them on an external drive as Wii U apps. I’ll probably try the third party online thing one day. Thank you for reminding me they exist.