• Matthew_Gasoline
    link
    1141 month ago

    He’ll need a NASCAR type jacket, featuring all of his sponsors. I just can’t keep up anymore.

      • @Kbobabob
        link
        51 month ago

        What if we put the stocks their trading as well?

        • @[email protected]
          link
          fedilink
          English
          21 month ago

          Great idea! A little stock ticker! Throw some LED lights on that bitch like it’s an outfit for a rave!

      • xapr [he/him]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        41 month ago

        We need to make this brilliant idea a real thing. Great project for people who are good at and enjoy photo manipulation.

        • @Buddahriffic
          link
          51 month ago

          Based on my experience with humans, the ruling class would probably get this turned around to the point where people vote based on how popular various brand names are. It might even reduce the amount it takes to buy or rent a politician if certain logos make them more likely to win.

          Even today, I bet a good portion of his cult would just call all that money an example of how good a business man he is, with the assumption that good business man = good leader.

          Another prediction is that dummy companies will pop up with good looking mission statements and money to give to candidates who might actually be good ones, only for scandals to break about the company after the name gets associated with the politician.

          We can’t have nice things.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        2
        edit-2
        1 month ago

        This would be a good use case for AR—just slip on your glasses and see all their sponsors’ logos adjusted to scale according to the size of their bribe donations

        • @[email protected]
          link
          fedilink
          English
          11 month ago

          If the plebes have to wear a uniform to their minimum wage drug tested job so should our elites

    • @ownsauce
      link
      111 month ago

      F1 style liveries across the White House, National Mall, and Congress

    • @Frozengyro
      link
      11 month ago

      I’m seeing it as a white, blue, and red jacket. Almost flag like for the country he represents. It’s got the same colors as the US flag, enough for denying it’s the Russian flag, but showing his true allegiance.