cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/6743513
I really hope this won’t become some sort of tradition now
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I’m a “no, Pepsi isn’t ok” guy, but I’m never drinking Coke again. Because from now on it tastes like kissing Trump’s ass.
Marketing rule #1, know your market. Note that you don’t need to actually need to have taken marketing classes to know this. So congratulations on doing what anyone with more than two brain cells could figure out, ya rich CEO jackass.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m gonna piss on his grave.
I’ll do rhyming later.
Wow he looks bad. Did he lose a bunch of weight? He looks frail. And a lot older.
Celebratory cocaine
I hope he’s ok for 2-3ish years. Vance having a real chance at 10 years as POTUS is terrifying
Vance doesn’t have any charisma, though.
I was about to say “Vance is such a weak personality he could never be elected” and then i remembered how useless the Dems are so who fucking knows.
He’s guaranteed because the Republican-led states will make sure he gets their EC votes regardless of how the populace actually votes. There will be nothing to stop them any more.
I think the country is fucked as well, but I don’t think the gop can deliver the cuop de grace to democracy in the US in a single presidential term.
Personally I think it’s a matter of time before there is an uprising from the citizens, it won’t matter who runs the government when capitalism finally catches up to the majority of the population, you can’t believe in bootstraps when every person you know is living paycheck to paycheck.
Diet Coke tastes like shit
Lol morons paying this dude a million and Coke comes in with a 5 dollar commemorative.
He has the most insincere smile ever. It would be hard to make a real person appear more cartoonishly evil.
Have you met Mr beast?
Good point, although he looks more creepy than full-blown evil.
Idk man… his lifeless eyes and his fake grin knowing full well that he’s full of shit and exploits children for profit sounds fucking evil tbh
That’s a real smile for once, it looks weird because he has wooden teeth.
Just wait until he gets his inaugural Big Mac.
The old gang’s getting back together!
It’s pathetic watching these bootlickers
It was a lot of people’s jobs for months now creating some special bottle and box for this PR moment… none of this should exist. It reminds me of stories about the Middle Ages, where people would come before the king and shower them with gifts to make sure they are appeased.
Apparently Coke does this shit for every presidential elecrion and governors too but this is the only time it was diet and hand delivered by the ceo.
A graphic designer could whip that up after lunch.
It’s not even a good box. Kings are rolling in their graves, truly the worst timeline on many fronts.
President Donald John Coca-Cola Trump.
He’s gonna 🎶fiiiiiix🎶 the economy in only one week!
I really hate that movie turned out to be prophecy more than I expected it to.
I would take Camacho over Trump in a heartbeat!
Camacho actually cared about his people.
Camacho tried to find the smartest person alive to help run things. Opposite of Trump.
Who did Coke order a genocide on? A bit extra for a every day bribe.
They all know to play this dumb bastards ego
I bet the back of the bottle says only people with very large hands and a big a-brain can possess it
Apparently someone loves to lick boots and give some a handie under the table.
If you get the rights to lower the ground water level even more during a drought, selling the water to the thirsty population in plastic bottles?
Ka-Tsching Baby…
That’s why the guy put his right hand on the table… Prevent rumors.
