To be serious though, I was in a relationship because “hmm a bass player in a leather jacket”.

  • @GrammarPolice
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    211 hours ago

    Idk about male bassists, but i would go through hell fighting off a dozen lions while on chemotherapy, i would swim through metres of whale semen while battling the Red Army, get all my limbs amputated and be imprisoned in solitary confinement for a year in Alcatraz just to have a lick of the condom that was used to fuck this woman.