• @hOrni
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      386 hours ago

      American citizens, they’re all fucked.

        • @pivot_root
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          103 hours ago

          Single-Person Identity Tokens Regulating Online Activity for Social Tradition. Along with a SSN, each American citizen will be assigned a unique token to verify their identity on the internet in accordance with the DANK Act (Digital Activities Need Knowledge).

        • @hOrni
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          114 hours ago

          You give him too much credit, he doesn’t have that much creativity. He would call it Doge-420-69, because that’s the only joke he knows.