As if the billionaire megadonor doesn’t already have enough access to Donald Trump, Musk is reportedly poised to receive office space near the West Wing.
  • L3ft_F13ld!English
    16•3 hours ago

    I don’t see why he needs his own office when he’ll be under Trump’s desk gargling saggy nuts most of the time.

    • @IphtashuFitzEnglish
      2•21 minutes ago

      I think you have it backwards. All Trump cares about us money, and compared to Musk, Trump is a pauper.

    • @KorkkiEnglish
      24•6 hours ago

      Russia has oligarchs. The west has successful entrepreneurs.

  • CruxifuxEnglish
    32•6 hours ago

    Good, now he’ll have a nice quiet space to focus on his path of exile character.

    • @toomuchbeerEnglish
      11•5 hours ago

      Do you think whoever actually plays his account will share the office?

      Or will they be allowed to WFH… lol

      • CruxifuxEnglish
        11•5 hours ago

        He’ll rent out an office space an hours drive from them and make them do it there.

    • @hOrniEnglish
      38•5 hours ago

      American citizens, they’re all fucked.

        • @pivot_rootEnglish
          10•3 hours ago

          Single-Person Identity Tokens Regulating Online Activity for Social Tradition. Along with a SSN, each American citizen will be assigned a unique token to verify their identity on the internet in accordance with the DANK Act (Digital Activities Need Knowledge).

        • @hOrniEnglish
          11•4 hours ago

          You give him too much credit, he doesn’t have that much creativity. He would call it Doge-420-69, because that’s the only joke he knows.

    • @[email protected]English
      4•5 hours ago

      Frankly, if Musk were President instead of Trump, I’d be rather happier about this upcoming four years.

      He can’t be President absent amending the US Constitution, though, as he’d run afoul of the “natural-born citizen” requirement for the office.