I had a drum that was stored on a huge wardrobe and was pretty unstable. One day, as i opened the wardrobe, the drum fell on my head. I laugh about it today because fortunately, the wound was not as severe as i though at first.

  • @owenfromcanada
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    2611 hours ago

    Stepped on a rake, smacked me right on the forehead. More plausible than you might think.

    • @[email protected]
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      4 hours ago

      I once stepped on a pitchfork, wasn’t so funny as I was running barefoot and impaled my toe straight through.