• @AngryCommieKender
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    346 hours ago

    I used to carry “business cards” to place on cars that take more than one parking space.

    They looked very much like that, but read:

    "I hope you don’t fuck like you park, you’ll never get it in.

    Assholes like you should ride the bus!"

    • @[email protected]
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      103 hours ago

      Protip: Stick the cards on the passenger side rear-view mirror.
      That way the driver won’t notice them at first until they want to start driving, and then they have to get out of the car and walk around it to take it off.