• @[email protected]
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    1312 days ago

    Okay I’ll bite, how does one use a dead rat as an alarm? I feel weird searching that one

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      12 days ago

      I’m weirdly into the asmon degenerate lore and iirc he would wake up when it started smelling then put it back in the freezer

        • @[email protected]
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          2512 days ago

          He’s probably lying though.

          But he did used to wipe his teeth blood on the walls.

          And cockroaches have crawled on him live on stream.

          Anyway the point is that this guy is literally distracting the most powerful person in the world right now and I just love it

        • Rowan Thorpe
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          But I remember the old saying that you lose your sense of smell while you sleep (or at least in the deep phase of the cycle). Apparently that was why unattended fires late at night are so dangerous because you lose your early-warning system of smelling smoke, so by the time you wake coughing (if you even wake) it is often too late. Admittedly my “knowledge” of that is anecdotal, from long ago, so anyone more knowledgeable feel free to correct me - I won’t take it personally.

          • @hardcoreufo
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            212 days ago

            IDK I get woken up in the worst way if the dog has an accident in the middle of the night.

          • @[email protected]
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            211 days ago

            I think if you were to wake up and smell something you can’t get back to sleep. That’s the problem. I don’t know about you but i dont sleep 8 hours straight anymore