So let’s say I had aqcuired a young tortoise, and wanted it to eventually be fast. Could I strap a weight on a rope to its shell and gradually increase the weight a few grams every week or month until I have the fastest tortoise in the world?

  • @Vandals_handle
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    54 hours ago

    Get it a Terrapin Stationary Bicycle for endurance training.

    • @Entropywins
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      43 hours ago

      Just a healthy diet of jerry and the boys will do…turtle will be trucking right along