So let’s say I had aqcuired a young tortoise, and wanted it to eventually be fast. Could I strap a weight on a rope to its shell and gradually increase the weight a few grams every week or month until I have the fastest tortoise in the world?

  • @[email protected]
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    42 hours ago

    It would be stronger but I doubt that would correlate much with speed or endurance. I can squat almost double my bodyweight but my cooper test score is around 2500. A runner with way less leg strenght could easily outperform me.

  • @Ledivin
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    The turtle would get stronger, but strength wouldn’t necessarily have to translate to speed. It might go the same speed, just more easily 🤷‍♂️

  • @LouNeko
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    249 hours ago

    People use fingerboards to give their turtles the Zoomies.

  • Em Adespoton
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    128 hours ago

    Tortoises go faster the hotter they are; comes from having a cold blooded metabolism. So to make it faster, acclimate it to hotter environments as well as putting it on a muscle building regime.

  • southsamurai
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    99 hours ago

    You know, there’s some good eatin on one of them things.

    But, probably not.

    Reptiles don’t pile on mass the way mammals do. The greatest limitation to tortoise speed isn’t muscle anyway. It’s bone structure and metabolism.

    Strapping weight ain’t gonna get mr tarpin swole, he just gonna be tired.

    • @Vandals_handle
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      56 hours ago

      Get it a Terrapin Stationary Bicycle for endurance training.

      • @Entropywins
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        Just a healthy diet of jerry and the boys will do…turtle will be trucking right along