So let’s say I had aqcuired a young tortoise, and wanted it to eventually be fast. Could I strap a weight on a rope to its shell and gradually increase the weight a few grams every week or month until I have the fastest tortoise in the world?

  • southsamurai
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    1213 days ago

    You know, there’s some good eatin on one of them things.

    But, probably not.

    Reptiles don’t pile on mass the way mammals do. The greatest limitation to tortoise speed isn’t muscle anyway. It’s bone structure and metabolism.

    Strapping weight ain’t gonna get mr tarpin swole, he just gonna be tired.

    • @Nibodhika
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      612 days ago

      You know, there’s some good eatin on one of them things.

      GNU Terry Pratchett

    • @Vandals_handle
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      513 days ago

      Get it a Terrapin Stationary Bicycle for endurance training.

      • @Entropywins
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        513 days ago

        Just a healthy diet of jerry and the boys will do…turtle will be trucking right along