• @CurlyChopz
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    8312 days ago

    On one hand, I don’t think Elon could actually “hack” a voting machine.

    On the other, he did basically just pay people to vote for him trump, so maybe he had other, more heavy handed methods…

    • @glimse
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      4612 days ago

      Have you not been paying attention to this career? Elon Musk doesn’t actually do anything but stuff still happens.

      Maybe he hacked the machines in the same way he grinded PoE2

      • @kameecoding
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        1612 days ago

        Elon is an awesome hacker, he just did an RPC call using visual basic on the mainframe to hack the GUI and get through all 3 firewalls

        • @glimse
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          912 days ago

          I heard he reverse engineered the DNS and published a git lull which resulted in a total NVME DDOS of the computational cores.

          • @Bytemeister
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            512 days ago

            I just put my Rockwell Encabulator in full bridge mode, and then any AES signal can be rectified bi-directionally in realtime with seamless TLS packet substitution.

            • @glimse
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              311 days ago

              So…how come you didn’t invent Tesla and SpaceX?

              • @Bytemeister
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                511 days ago

                Because making up fake bullshit is Elon’s job.

                • Rowan Thorpe
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                  111 days ago

                  The jargon-abuse in this little subthread has caused me actual physical pain. It burns.

      • @[email protected]
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        212 days ago

        Ordering something to happen still makes you complicit in the action even if you didn’t directly take part

        • @glimse
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          812 days ago

          I’m making fun of him, not absolving him