• @CurlyChopz
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    831 month ago

    On one hand, I don’t think Elon could actually “hack” a voting machine.

    On the other, he did basically just pay people to vote for him trump, so maybe he had other, more heavy handed methods…

    • @glimse
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      461 month ago

      Have you not been paying attention to this career? Elon Musk doesn’t actually do anything but stuff still happens.

      Maybe he hacked the machines in the same way he grinded PoE2

      • @kameecoding
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        161 month ago

        Elon is an awesome hacker, he just did an RPC call using visual basic on the mainframe to hack the GUI and get through all 3 firewalls

        • @glimse
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          91 month ago

          I heard he reverse engineered the DNS and published a git lull which resulted in a total NVME DDOS of the computational cores.

          • @Bytemeister
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            51 month ago

            I just put my Rockwell Encabulator in full bridge mode, and then any AES signal can be rectified bi-directionally in realtime with seamless TLS packet substitution.

            • @glimse
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              31 month ago

              So…how come you didn’t invent Tesla and SpaceX?

              • @Bytemeister
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                51 month ago

                Because making up fake bullshit is Elon’s job.

                • Rowan Thorpe
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                  11 month ago

                  The jargon-abuse in this little subthread has caused me actual physical pain. It burns.

      • @[email protected]
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        21 month ago

        Ordering something to happen still makes you complicit in the action even if you didn’t directly take part

        • @glimse
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          81 month ago

          I’m making fun of him, not absolving him