• Midnight Wolf
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    54 hours ago

    Ah, so we have a happily willing participant! Just fill out this form with your name, dob, ssn, address, fingerprint of all 10 plus your penis and/or clitoris, salava and sperm sample (if possible), banking details for our constant analysis and records, and send it via registered mail to Do You Fucking Get It Yet, 1 Washington Is Fucking You Road, Washington DC.

    Imagine filling out an application with this sort of shit, just to buy beer or bang a prostitute. But nooooooo, it’s fine! This is different! We are protecting the children! We are just keeping people safe! The next step is to ban porn as a whole, just like prohibition. Fuck off with your bullshit. I have - checking my notes here - 63GB of my own personal library, and that’s rather small I’d say, only been collecting high quality content for about 21 years. Someone somewhere has TB in their collection, and the smart ones will be relaxing in bliss while everyone else is blue-balled and nutting to the lady on a can of soup.

    • @[email protected]
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      3 hours ago

      What are you talking about? The material will be available because it isn’t hosted in the USA, not because I’m going to provide my id. Pirated stuff was already illegal but that didn’t stop pirates.

      Also I store over a terabyte of obscure stuff I like (but I don’t share it online).

      • Midnight Wolf
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        43 hours ago

        gestures to the ‘great firewall of China’

        gestures to lawmakers banning software and websites

        soon