I wish at least I was female

I’ve always wondered what it’s like.

Turns out, (according to the US government) I was experiencing it all along.

Alright, I’ll keep my promise. All the homies can hit it.

I’ve been using the wrong bathrooms all this time. I need to start walking into women’s bathrooms, saying “it’s ok, Trump defined me as female”.

No, embryos don’t produce eggs.