I’ve been using the wrong bathrooms all this time. I need to start walking into women’s bathrooms, saying “it’s ok, Trump defined me as female”.

Alright, I’ll keep my promise. All the homies can hit it.

I’ve always wondered what it’s like.

Turns out, (according to the US government) I was experiencing it all along.

I wish at least I was female

No, embryos don’t produce eggs.