• @InternetCitizen2
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      111 month ago

      Read her vagina the bible because she is about to get an exorcism lol .

    • @[email protected]
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      91 month ago

      I have two pieces of sage wisdom friend:

      1. You will spend countless hours of your life fucking. If you ever get the least bit bored, you’re doing life wrong. There is a truly infinite number of ways to accomplish the task at hand.

      2. You have spent exactly 0 hours thus far fucking. Like all things in life, fucking is a skill. It takes practice to be good at it.

      But honestly I don’t really remember, it was several years ago now. I can say with certainty that we didn’t have many toys at the time, so it was 90% me, her, and her shitty dorm room.