• @angrystego
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    113 hours ago

    One that works in English:

    A superconductor came to a bar and ordered a beer. The barman said - I’m not giving you a beer! Get the fuck out of my bar! The superconductor left without any resistance.

    • SkaveRat
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      83 hours ago

      An argon atom walks into a bar. The barman says: “We don’t serve your kind here. get out”. The argon atom doesn’t react.

      • optional
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        241 minutes ago

        A neutron walks into a bar and asks: “How much for a beer?” The barman says: “For you, no charge”.