A Florida woman was arrested over the weekend after she was caught carrying drugs in a bag with the words “Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs" printed on it, according to the Brevard County Sheriff's Office.
And yes, you have heard this story before. But this one is just for the ladies.
They need a “bag totally full of drugs” that contained assorted baking ingredients. One bag is too obvious, you need decoy bag. /s
We were tripping balls in college and playing with flour filled balloons. I guess jumping rooftop-to-rooftop got the cops called.
Cops made us turn out our pockets and found my buddy with his flour balloon, about creamed himself.
“What’s this?! HUH?!?”
Spitting in his face: “It’s FLOUR you fucking PIG!”
Off to jail.
They let the rest of us go, laughing about the drug lab making gravy with that guy’s “heroin”.
I actually snuck drugs through an airport once. The trick is to put it in a used tampon shell, in a ziplock full of used tampons.
What a normal thing to carry around
The trick is to put it in a prescription bottle