• @jordanlundOPM
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    247 hours ago

    "As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.”

    There are also fines involved, the third strike resulting in the loss of $10,000 from the perpetrator."

    Not sure how you “fertilize an embryo”, if it’s an embryo, it’s BEEN fertilized for a while now…

    • @UnderpantsWeevil
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      6 hours ago

      Sen. Bradford Blackmon, a Democrat in a heavily gerrymandered seat he inherited from his mother, wrote this as a joke.

      It wouldn’t be proper troll legislation if it didn’t have a few head-scratchers like this.

      • @[email protected]
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        137 hours ago

        Shed hair? Go to jail. Have dandruff? Straight to jail. Cut yourself and bleed? Believe it or not, jail.

      • @inb4_FoundTheVegan
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        127 hours ago

        You mean the ritualistic killing of a child every month by women who aren’t following gods plan of constant pregnancy starting at puberty?!?!

      • @[email protected]
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        56 hours ago

        “The US government has received a record $69 trillion in tax income via new fines. In other news every male in America was found to be $420,000,000 in debt.”