• @Eagle0110
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      3714 hours ago

      Found the guy who never reads lol

      • @[email protected]
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        87 hours ago

        No, they hide all the ai inside the actual key itself.

        If you prise up the edge of the key and look under it, you’ll see all the ai nanobots hidden under there.

        AI nanobots look a bit like crumbs, fluff and dust - so if you can see any of those under your AI key, you know the AI is still there.

        /s

        • @[email protected]
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          25 hours ago

          The most nefarious nano bots look like Cheeto dust. They work their way into the wires and replace the electrons, so cleaning them out won’t help. They can’t survive the DC to AC conversion (yet), so fortunately the problem is limited to your PC and any accessories, so just destroy those and you’re good.

          • @[email protected]
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            24 hours ago

            This is good, solid, scientific advice - however, you no longer have to destroy it - I can sell you these small magnets to wrap round the cables, which will attract and then trap any escaped nanobots. They will get clogged up quite quickly though, so you need to replace them every month - but don’t worry, we’ve got an easy and convenient subscription for them. Normal magnets won’t work, by the way - you need the special ones we make.

            • @[email protected]
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              22 hours ago

              This is amazing, thanks for your service in righting this wrong. You might consider selling those magnets for fixing HDD issues as well, since that’s where the nanobots will be going to first.

              BTW, don’t worry about the username, this person’s legit.