Meldrik to Lemmy Shitpost • 3 days agoWhile shitposting at work as welllemmy.wtfmessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1246arrow-down13
arrow-up1243arrow-down1playWhile shitposting at work as welllemmy.wtfMeldrik to Lemmy Shitpost • 3 days agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-square@Atlusblink11•3 days agoLook man, I could be your boss. You should be taking breaks to refresh as it helps you work better. Taking a load off can be a useful chance to refresh. So yes I will pay you to go to the loo during work hours.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•2 days ago“You know that employee is definitely going for a wank, right?” “Yup.” “So why don’t you discipline them?” “They do their best work freshly wanked, plus do you want to have that conversation?” “Uhh…” “Just make sure IT knows not to touch their keyboard and there’s no problem.”
Look man, I could be your boss. You should be taking breaks to refresh as it helps you work better. Taking a load off can be a useful chance to refresh. So yes I will pay you to go to the loo during work hours.
Aight boss, heading out for my hourly wank
“You know that employee is definitely going for a wank, right?”
“Yup.”
“So why don’t you discipline them?”
“They do their best work freshly wanked, plus do you want to have that conversation?”
“Uhh…”
“Just make sure IT knows not to touch their keyboard and there’s no problem.”