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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink24•1 month agoWell for one, my body doesn’t do anything cool with it like make pearls
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•edit-21 month agoHmmm good point. Lost track when I showered I guess…
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•edit-21 month agoSkill issue. Don’t let big mollusk dominate the pearl industry.
minus-square@edgemaster72linkEnglish8•1 month agoIt’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•1 month agoI swam in the strong currents of Aruba once. The water was so powerful it was like getting violated by Poseidon himself. I had sand up there for days.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•1 month agoMost certainly not. The force of the waves easily exceeded my capacity for clenching. Moral of the story is get the sandproof anus upgrade.
What’s your problem with anus sand??
Well for one, my body doesn’t do anything cool with it like make pearls
How long did you hold on to it?
Hmmm good point. Lost track when I showered I guess…
Try adding more sand
This guy pearls.
Skill issue. Don’t let big mollusk dominate the pearl industry.
It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
I swam in the strong currents of Aruba once. The water was so powerful it was like getting violated by Poseidon himself. I had sand up there for days.
Is that a good or bad thing?
Most certainly not. The force of the waves easily exceeded my capacity for clenching.
Moral of the story is get the sandproof anus upgrade.