• @Brkdncr
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    138 days ago

    No one buys a Maserati. Your lease it.

    • @Snowclone
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      228 days ago

      I just wait by the bar and when a guy with a Maserati comes in, I take pictures of myself in a pleather jacket and aviators with it in the background. Same effect, zero overhead.

      • @Test_Tickles
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        16 days ago

        If you wear a red vest and hang around outside a bar people will often just give you their cars, sometimes they might even be really insistent about it or even give you gas money.