• Flying Squid
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    2010 hours ago

    Huh. I reached the milestone their kid didn’t get until the second grade at age 3. Despite being fully vaccinated.

    • @[email protected]
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      7 hours ago

      Yeah, but you then saw doctors for some tummy issues and fled your country. Vaccines made you weak.

      These unvaxxed kids, though. You just rub a little dirt on it and they’re all better! About 6 feet of dirt. And they don’t see any doctors or leave. Ever.

      - Written by the proud parent of 2 “normal” children and 6 underground children, probably

    • @[email protected]
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      199 hours ago

      Your vaccines were activated by UHF radio waves, today’s vaccines are activated by 5G, and are therefore more dangerous.

      /s

      • metaStatic
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        119 hours ago

        Mine where activated by VHF but that advantage was offset by all the lead in the air

        • Rhynoplaz
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          79 hours ago

          I’m sorry, when I see VHF, all I can hear in my head is Mike Tyson saying VHS.