• @vegeta
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    14 hours ago

    Obama could have stopped this all from happening from his Georges Soros - secretly funded, evil lair. The one that’s 5 miles underground in Kenya and churns out adrenochrome from all of the ‘pizza’ they make. After all, he has steered hurricanes and burned cities to ashes with space lasers.

    • chingadera
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      11 hours ago

      So thats why Trump couldn’t move that hurricane with the sharpie. You have to use lasers. Why didn’t I think of that?

    • Blaster M
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      911 hours ago

      Jewish space lasers

      forgot that bit