• @CharlesDarwin
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    53 hours ago

    He’s trying to throw up a smokescreen for his role in this.

    The sad thing is that a whole lot of his douchebro base will buy into it.

  • @[email protected]
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    34 hours ago

    Imagine this being said in a nasal, whiny voice: “If only it had been a White Hawk helicopter, this wouldn’t have happened.”

  • Zier
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    1610 hours ago

    Donald blames the squirrels on the White House lawn for the global economy crashing. He will pull anything out of his ass, sorry, meant diaper.

    • Flying Squid
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      1310 hours ago

      The buck stops with the president- if the president is Biden or Obama.

  • AmidFuror
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    6017 hours ago

    It’s great he blames Obama because he had 4 years to fix whatever problems he alleges but didn’t.

    • Flying Squid
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      1110 hours ago

      It was because Obama was born in Kenya that this plane crashed, wasn’t it?

  • @jordanlund
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    3316 hours ago

    Executive Order here:

    01/30/2025 - Immediate Assessment of Aviation Safety – The White House

    https://web.archive.org/web/20250130223803/https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/01/immediate-assessment-of-aviation-safety/

    Officially blaming the aircraft incident in D.C., without founding, on DEI:

    “This shocking event follows problematic and likely illegal decisions during the Obama and Biden Administrations that minimized merit and competence in the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA). The Obama Administration implemented a biographical questionnaire at the FAA to shift the hiring focus away from objective aptitude. During my first term, my Administration raised standards to achieve the highest standards of safety and excellence. But the Biden Administration egregiously rejected merit-based hiring, requiring all executive departments and agencies to implement dangerous “diversity equity and inclusion” tactics, and specifically recruiting individuals with “severe intellectual” disabilities in the FAA.”

    • @nieminen
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      Thanks! I added this to my site: https://2025realitycheck.com.

      Please let me know you’ve got any additional items to add or suggestions. I haven’t been able to read through all the executive actions yet.

      Are you just using a web archive link so that it’ll still work if they remove it from the site?

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    Obama could have stopped this all from happening from his Georges Soros - secretly funded, evil lair. The one that’s 5 miles underground in Kenya and churns out adrenochrome from all of the ‘pizza’ they make. After all, he has steered hurricanes and burned cities to ashes with space lasers.

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      So thats why Trump couldn’t move that hurricane with the sharpie. You have to use lasers. Why didn’t I think of that?

    • Blaster M
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      915 hours ago

      Jewish space lasers

      forgot that bit

  • Rhaedas
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    The incredible thing is that if he hadn’t gone on a binge the past week cutting everything including the FAA, he could maybe sell that there were recent problems in the FAA and he’d try to fix them. Once again he misses the mark in being a leader and goes the exact opposite direction. Not even saying this was directly connected to his actions, but what he’s done so far sure hasn’t helped, nor has his blame shifting.

  • @chronicledmonocle
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    1416 hours ago

    Why stop there? Clearly Hillary Clinton, Antifa, Taylor Swift, and Mexico are at fault, too.

    • Flying Squid
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      310 hours ago

      I’m guessing the Anti-Taylor Swift legislation is coming any time now. She dared to tell people to vote.

    • @Th3D3k0y
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      412 hours ago

      Got Damn Lincoln had to go and fuck Up a good thing with DEI freedoms

    • Flying Squid
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      510 hours ago

      If he had only released the long form birth certificate that wasn’t a forgery we wouldn’t be in this mess!

  • circuitfarmer
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    1918 hours ago

    I really think we’re gonna need a LOT of “I Did That!” stickers featuring Trump.

    • @[email protected]
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      312 hours ago

      We won’t be able to afford the stickers after he tanks the economy and puts wood as tariffs on China goods….