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      • @UnderpantsWeevil
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        497 days ago

        Unironically why small business goons love voting Republican.

        You can brew mutant shrimp in a vat in your garage and take them to a wholesaler in a leaky bag labeled “Wild Caught Magic Beans” then sell them at some absurd markup. When half your customer base gets food poisoning, you blame DEI, throw down a smoke bomb, and run off with your profits.

        • @TwoBeeSan
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          34 days ago

          Truly what our nation was founded on.