I agree with what the others said, but I just want to point out that this ‘model’ vegan isn’t nearly as important as you might think. You don’t get a prize or hivemind access or whatever for conforming to some exact criteria. It’s ultimately just a convenient label to summarize that you’ve made certain moral choices. Well, and to easily identify products that work well with your choices. But making those choices is very much each person’s own adventure.
I agree with what the others said, but I just want to point out that this ‘model’ vegan isn’t nearly as important as you might think. You don’t get a prize or hivemind access or whatever for conforming to some exact criteria. It’s ultimately just a convenient label to summarize that you’ve made certain moral choices. Well, and to easily identify products that work well with your choices. But making those choices is very much each person’s own adventure.
Other than the vegan powers of course
the laser eyes are particularly cool, it sucks that they only work when you’re alone, though.
The ability to take fast, clean-wiping, effortless shits every single time is my favorite vegan superpower.
Of course.
And they’re not without downsides. Since becoming all-knowing, I do sometimes forget that not everybody knows about vegan powers.
🙃