Gooses are obnoxiously loud and they shit everywhere. I’m a little surprised we (the US) haven’t elected one since those seem to be desirable traits in our president these days.
They are immensely entertaining though. I actually love walking through the park in breeding season and seeing them do their honk and dance routine, tirelessly to every person and dog combo which goes by. They could just move off the path and be unmolested. But no, that is not the way of the goose. It is to yell impotently at everything which could kill you easily, and then to become emboldened by their lack of interest.
If you got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate.
And most people don’t know this but Canada gooses were the deciding factor in the 1995 Quebec referendum. They kept this fuckin’ country together.
(Glass shatters) You gotta problem with animal lovers you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate!
We’re marinating geese now?
And you’re, like, 1/8 god, so I wouldn’t mess with you
Gooses are obnoxiously loud and they shit everywhere. I’m a little surprised we (the US) haven’t elected one since those seem to be desirable traits in our president these days.
They are immensely entertaining though. I actually love walking through the park in breeding season and seeing them do their honk and dance routine, tirelessly to every person and dog combo which goes by. They could just move off the path and be unmolested. But no, that is not the way of the goose. It is to yell impotently at everything which could kill you easily, and then to become emboldened by their lack of interest.
To be faaaair, you needs to be a ten-ply hick with a treasure trail to ever have a problem with Canada goose