• @[email protected]
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    209 days ago

    i’m not sure i want to know what the first point would look like, moving either the genitals or the anus sounds horrifying, and i especially don’t want to imagine where penis wielders would urinate or ejaculate from if those functions are separated…

    …perhaps we’d do like octopi, reach under and fetch a sperm package that we present instead of a wedding ring? Or maybe let’s just leave it like it is and not create horrors.

      • @dingus
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        159 days ago

        I do that already :(

          • @dingus
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            19 days ago

            Are bananas known to help that or something?? I try to eat enough veggies but it still happens. Weirdly sometimes when I eat less veggies it sometimes gets better (but it also sometimes gets worse).

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              9 days ago

              Honestly not sure, but I remember grandma giving me eat banana when I had wet poop to supposedly help

        • @A_Union_of_Kobolds
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          9 days ago

          Ur an alcoholic

          Edit: or maybe a vegan, idk. I’m an alcoholic so I calls em like I sees em

          • @[email protected]
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            28 days ago

            Since you mentioned that, we should add a auto-sober switch. Suspend drunk button for drive home. Resume until bed, clear drunk as soon as you pass out so you can get a good nights rest.

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            19 days ago

            My GI tract unfortunately just hates me I think!

      • @Buddahriffic
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        28 days ago

        Turn standing while peeing into an actual skill.