• @Lifecoach5000M
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    2419 hours ago

    What did they even get the ticket for??

    • linuxgator
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      210 hours ago

      I’d love to see one get a ticket for driving without a license when they’re sitting on the lap of the person in the driver’s seat of a car.

    • @SkunkWorkz
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      211 hours ago

      Leaving shit behind. Like they do on the internet

    • @Pregnenolone
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      816 hours ago

      My guess would be the dogs referenced weren’t on a leash.

      • @Agent641
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        1615 hours ago

        If the off-leash dog tries to bite you, just tell it that you don’t contract with the canine species. If it keeps trying, then write NO PARTY TO MAULING on the side of the dog in red spray paint on a 45 degree angle.

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      1819 hours ago

      He doesn’t say. The advice is also hilarious.