• @Treczoks
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    35 hours ago

    WTF is happening in the minds of those people? I simply cannot wrap my head around the fact that people can be that stupid and still breathe without assistence.

  • @[email protected]
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    87 hours ago

    That’s how I made enough money to buy a house. Just keep driving as fast as you’d like and the government will pay for an extravagant lifestyle.

    it’s sarcasm, gdi. don’t block me.

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      35 hours ago

      I would never block you! I’m moving into your house and filing a lien on you that it’s mine though.

  • @jontree255
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    9722 hours ago

    Do these people just string legal sounding words together and hope it makes sense?

    • @[email protected]
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      5121 hours ago

      Are there trolls in these groups that feed bullshit to the gullible or do they make it up themselves?

      • Swordgeek
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        36 hours ago

        There are, but more alarming are the grifters who have putshed this entire philosophy of bullshit to scam the poor suckers who are trying to find a secret way of not being broke all the time.

      • @MsPenguinette
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        3320 hours ago

        Don’t forget those who make money off these rubes as well. Grifters feed them more than the trolls

      • jackeryjoo
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        2120 hours ago

        Yes, there absolutely are.

    • mad_asshatter
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      2921 hours ago

      Did you just proffer a defamation of slander, habeus corpus esquire?

    • @SinningStromgald
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      2422 hours ago

      Yes, but they hope if they put the legal sounding words in the right place in the right color and the right size and correct order then the incantation will work.

      • @saltesc
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        1020 hours ago

        I noticed this one won’t work since there isn’t a single emoji.

    • HobbitFoot
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      1022 hours ago

      When the legal system sounds like a string of legal sounding words that don’t make sense…

  • @Noite_Etion
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    22 hours ago

    I think the magic spell will work, as long as they stand inside a government building at the time… Facing west of course

    • @Apeman42
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      1722 hours ago

      True west or magnetic west?

      • @StaticFalconar
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        18 hours ago

        First one, then the other. But you must alternate in the same frequency as your two factor authentication device does after you have seeded it using 42069 on 29 feb.

        • @Noite_Etion
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          Pure West.

          How come Batman doesn’t dance anymore?

    • @satanmat
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      1120 hours ago

      Actually… yeah.

      Legal words are like magic to them, and heck if that mad old man Merlin can do it then so can I!! Hold my toadstool, watch this.

  • @Lifecoach5000M
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    2421 hours ago

    What did they even get the ticket for??

    • linuxgator
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      211 hours ago

      I’d love to see one get a ticket for driving without a license when they’re sitting on the lap of the person in the driver’s seat of a car.

    • @SkunkWorkz
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      213 hours ago

      Leaving shit behind. Like they do on the internet

    • @Pregnenolone
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      818 hours ago

      My guess would be the dogs referenced weren’t on a leash.

      • @Agent641
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        1617 hours ago

        If the off-leash dog tries to bite you, just tell it that you don’t contract with the canine species. If it keeps trying, then write NO PARTY TO MAULING on the side of the dog in red spray paint on a 45 degree angle.

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      1821 hours ago

      He doesn’t say. The advice is also hilarious.

  • @oyfrog
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    1822 hours ago

    Wtf did I just read?

  • @rtxn
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    1222 hours ago

    Okay, but what if the AG or the officer doesn’t consent? Or worse, make the sovtard the trustee of the imaginary business entity?