• @[email protected]
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    796 days ago

    I love the recipes that rely on pre-prepared steps to hit their timeframes.

    Ingredients:

    • Julienne cut carrots, blanched
    • 3 cloves garlic, minced
    • 2 cups pasta, cooked al dente
    • @MrMcGasion
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      126 days ago

      Not even just regular recipes that get the time wrong, my microwaveable ramen bowls say “ready in 3 minutes” But microwaving for 3 minutes is the third step in the instructions, which then go on to tell you to let it stand for 1 minute before adding the last spice packet. It can’t be ready in 3 minutes unless I somehow break the laws of time or physics. I know it’s the most trivial peeve, but would it hurt them to say ready in 5 minutes?

      • @chuckleslord
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        236 days ago

        “The package said 5 minutes, so I microwaved it for 5 minutes. Why is my ramen burnt?”