@return2ozma to Not The OnionEnglish • 2 days agoTrump says he will take on paper straws with executive orderwww.newsweek.commessage-square58arrow-up1214arrow-down17cross-posted to: news
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•1 day agoPart of me wants Trump to live long enough to see his tacky Florida golf course three feet underwater. The other 99% of me wants him to die of leprosy.
minus-square@kreskinlinkEnglish2•23 hours agoLeprosy might be hard to arrange, and too slow. I just read up on it-- it can take up to 20 years after contact to kill you. Getting him some STD’s or sending him a mountain of free mcdonalds to “share with his staff” might do the trick.
Part of me wants Trump to live long enough to see his tacky Florida golf course three feet underwater.
The other 99% of me wants him to die of leprosy.
Leprosy might be hard to arrange, and too slow. I just read up on it-- it can take up to 20 years after contact to kill you. Getting him some STD’s or sending him a mountain of free mcdonalds to “share with his staff” might do the trick.