@return2ozma to Not The OnionEnglish • 1 month agoTrump says he will take on paper straws with executive orderwww.newsweek.commessage-square60arrow-up1217arrow-down17cross-posted to: news
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minus-square@kreskinlinkEnglish2•1 month agoLeprosy might be hard to arrange, and too slow. I just read up on it-- it can take up to 20 years after contact to kill you. Getting him some STD’s or sending him a mountain of free mcdonalds to “share with his staff” might do the trick.
minus-square@apostrofaillinkEnglish2•3 days agoGiving* him some STDs* or sending him a mountain of free McDonald’s*
minus-square@kreskinlinkEnglish1•2 days agothe only fascists allowed in this world should be grammar fascists.
Leprosy might be hard to arrange, and too slow. I just read up on it-- it can take up to 20 years after contact to kill you. Getting him some STD’s or sending him a mountain of free mcdonalds to “share with his staff” might do the trick.
Giving* him some STDs* or sending him a mountain of free McDonald’s*
the only fascists allowed in this world should be grammar fascists.