Track_Shovel to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish • 3 days agoMake sure you get someone the right gift for Valentine's dayslrpnk.netimagemessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1532arrow-down117
arrow-up1515arrow-down1imageMake sure you get someone the right gift for Valentine's dayslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish • 3 days agomessage-square18fedilink
minus-squareburgersc12linkfedilinkEnglish22•3 days agoThat was implied, although I almost included it… Ladies we do not read minds and we usually take you literally. If you tell me you want flowers, you’re getting flowers.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•1 day agoOn the other hand, if you want a bouquet shaped like a fist…
You only get a good fisting if you speak up!
She’ll certainly speak up with a good fisting
Speak for yourself
That was implied, although I almost included it… Ladies we do not read minds and we usually take you literally. If you tell me you want flowers, you’re getting flowers.
On the other hand, if you want a bouquet shaped like a fist…